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| “ | Yo! what was that, Be-atch!? | „ |
| ~ Suzi X about to start a catfight with Velvet Von Black |
| “ | Who's the hoe now, bitch? | „ |
| ~ Suzi X after defeating Velvet Von Black. |
Suzi X is the deuteragonist of the 2009 animated film The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.
She an adventurer travels with a libidinous robot named Murray, who also serves as her transportation when needed. Armed with a wide array of firearms, Suzi fights through armies of zombie Nazi soldiers led by Hans Wolfburger and raids a Nazi laboratory containing the preserved head of Adolf Hitler. She later assists her titular brother, El Superbeasto, in his battle against Dr. Satan.
She is voiced by Sheri Moon Zombie.
Personality
| “ | SUZI X VOICED BY SHERI MOON ZOMBIE EL SUPERBEASTO'S LITTLE SISTER IS A SUPER HOT. SUPER-SECRET AGENT, MONSTERLAND'S SEXIEST SUPERHERO. LIKE NICK FURY SHE WEARS A PATCH OVER ONE EYE. SHE IS A HOT CALIFORNIA BLONDE. WITH PLATINUM HAIR AND PAMELA ANDERSON CURVES. SHE MIGHT BE THE SEXIEST FEMALE YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO KICK AS MANY ENEMY ASSES AS POSSIBLE, ALL IN THE NAME OF TRUTH. HONOR, GOODNESS AND JUSTICE. (AND OF COURSE, JUST PLAIN OLD FUN!). |
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| ~ Official description on the El Superbesto website. |
The nickname ‘Sweet Suzi’ perfectly applies to her. Despite the grueling, violent, horrific, scarring, and downright unpleasant nature of her work, Suzi approaches everything with good humor and optimism that things will always work out with the good guys winning in the end. She doesn’t tolerate evil in any form, and dedicates her life to eradicating its forces so that the good people may continue their peaceful lives. And she makes absolute sure that she will look good doing it.
Next to maintaining world peace, Suzi’s looks are the most important thing in the world to her. She is proud of her sexy body and goes to great lengths to keep up its appearance. She will put everything on hold if she thinks her hair has been messed up, even if she’s on a mission. Heaven forbid she is seen wearing the same outfit for two different adventures. And if anyone dares to insult her appearance, she will open up the biggest can of crazy she can
For all her dedication and vanity, family does always come first for her. Whenever her brother is in trouble, she goes to his aid no matter how badly it inconveniences her.
Appearance
Suzi is a blonde woman with light skin and blue eyes known for her attractive appearance and confident attitude. She has long flowing hair and a fit physique, and often wears outfits designed to highlight her figure. Suzi takes pride in her looks and rarely repeats the same outfit.
Her most recognizable attire is a light blue catsuit with bell-bottom legs, paired with matching boots and gloves. Regardless of what she wears, Suzi is almost always seen wearing her trademark black eyepatch, which she has worn since she was a baby.
Biography
As far as anyone can tell, Suzi-X seemed destined for greatness from the moment she was born. She was an exceptional student from preschool, became captain of the cheer squad by her freshman year, and was admired by nearly every student at school, from the popular jocks to the less noticeable nerds. Much like her brother, El Superbeasto, Suzi always found herself rising to the top of the social hierarchy wherever she went.
What happened after Suzi graduated is largely unknown, but she eventually caught the attention of the espionage agency known as the Amazing Super Spies (A.S.S.). Seeing it as another opportunity to prove herself, Suzi joined the organization and quickly rose through the ranks, becoming its number one agent within only a few months.
The origin of Suzi’s eyepatch is also a mystery. She has been seen wearing it since she was a toddler, and it is unclear whether she actually lost an eye or simply wears the patch as part of her style. According to rumor, the “X” in her name supposedly stands for “X-tra Booty.”
Suzi later became known as an adventurer and often traveled with her robotic companion Murray, who also served as her transportation when needed. Armed with an impressive arsenal of firearms, she fought through armies of zombie Nazi soldiers led by Hans Wolfburger and even raided a Nazi laboratory containing the preserved head of Adolf Hitler. She would later assist El Superbeasto in his battle against Dr. Satan.
Despite spending most of her time battling tyrannical villains and megalomaniacal madmen, Suzi often finds herself dragged into her brother’s misadventures. In one instance, she had to rescue him after he attempted to infiltrate the lair of a demonic evil genius simply to meet up with a stripper he encountered at a bar. Before setting out, however, Suzi faced an obstacle of her own: choosing a new outfit to wear.
After meeting with her robot companion Marvin, Suzi raced into action. To reach her brother, she had to venture into one of the most dangerous areas of Monsterland, facing numerous threats along the way. Ultimately, her mission was not only to rescue her brother and the stripper, but also to help save the world once again.
Powers and abilities
- Martial ArtistWhen it comes to unarmed combat, Suzi-X is among the best in the world. Able to hold off multiple superpowered opponents at once, there are few who are able to match her skill.
- Marksmanship Suzi is proficient in the use of firearms. Especially small automatic guns.
- Agility On multiple occasions, Suzi demonstrates remarkable agility, being able to weave through laser security systems, cartwheel across people’s heads, and slide past multiple armed guards.
- Stunt Riding Suzi’s skill on a motorcycle is impressive. She is able to outmaneuver and outrun just about anyone she meets when she rides one.
- Piloting Suzi is able to pilot vehicles that take extensive training maneuver. Submarines, jets, and even rockets are all in her repertoire.
Trivia
- Suzi-X was based on sources both from real life and from fiction. Her physical appearance is based almost completely on Sheri Moon Zombie, the wife of Suzi’s creator, Rob Zombie. However, her mannerisms and fashion sense were based on the femme fatale character archetype that was prevalent in spy films of the 1960’s.
- Suzi X and El Superbeasto are the only characters from the movie to have their own action figures.
- Suzi X and El Superbeasto previously appeared in two comic book volumes: The Haunted World of El Superbeasto and Rob Zombie's Spookshow International.
- Suzi X is heavily inspired by Elle Driver from Kill Bill.
